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OTP: OUTLAW QUEEN (THEY MAKE MY HEART SO DAMN HAPPY)



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Ask me anything about anything at anytime :)

but why is heidi blickenstaff in a commercial for reading glasses with brooke shields

what is happening

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4 hours ago

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

(via iadorethetheatre)

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4 hours ago

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via tofandomsoldandnew)

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6 hours ago
seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

(via the-sociopaths-have-the-bluebox)

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13 hours ago

In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.

My dad:Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse?
Me:She does.
My dad:What is it with ladies purses, anyway?
Me:(glancing at my purse) What do you mean?
My dad:How did that start--I mean, why do women use them? Doesn't it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?
Me:(stands up and turns around) See those pockets?
My dad:... Yes?
Me:What can I fit in them?
My dad:What?
Me:How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?
My dad:Doesn't look like you could fit much.
Me:A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that's about it. That's why we use purses--because we can't carry our shit in our pockets like you do.
My dad:But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!
Me:And your jeans also fit the way they should.
My dad:I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?
Me:Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?
My dad:... Aren't yours?
Me:I'm a size 3.
My dad:3 what?
Me:No, just a 3. A size 3.
My dad:What does that mean?
Me:I actually have no idea. I'm a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I'm a 5. I'm a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.
My dad:Wait, it's not the same?
Me:Nope. A size 3 in one brand's jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.
My dad:That's fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!
Me:With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won't care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it
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13 hours ago
saki-hyuuga:

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch

saki-hyuuga:

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch

(Source: pyonkotchi, via tofandomsoldandnew)

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14 hours ago

nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

image

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(via carinthegarage6)

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1 day ago

sixpenceee:

Another way to present the 9 types of intelligence as exemplified by my How Do We Measure Intelligence post.

The basic idea is that different people are good at different things. These 9 probably don’t cover the wide range of smarts we all possess, but it’s a start.

As Albert Einstein said, ”Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

(via phantomofthegallifreyanopera)

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1 day ago
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via robutts-and-unicrons)

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1 day ago
deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via carinthegarage6)

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1 day ago
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